Anti-Chav!!

2007-09-26 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Rofl. My hockey stick b down teh stairsees.

2007-09-27 [Supernova.]: I just run around waving a K-Fed cd and they tend to flock, then I kill them off >:D

2007-09-27 [Lonely Shadow]: good christ girl, why in the heck did you have bring up that damn name

2007-09-27 [shinobi14]: K-Fed? Who?!?! *puzzled*

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: I like ot hurt them.... they deserve it... HEY I have a contribution to make. I found a youtube video that is PERFECT for this wiki http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70TG4oRBPPc

2007-09-27 [Supernova.]: I'm sorryyyyyyyyy, I just wanted to sare my chav-hunting tactic with the world :[

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: I kill chavs for fun./..I don't see what's wrong with that

2007-09-27 [Supernova.]: No, I was apologizing for my mentioning of the horrid "singer"

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: I knows... I was just thinking about how people say it's wrong... to be honest I think it's doing the world a massvie favour!

2007-09-27 [Supernova.]: I know right! The Earth is already over-populated as it is without those things multiplying >.<

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: Yuss! Especially the sort of them!

2007-09-27 [Lonely Shadow]: SINGER? he aint no damn singer lol, I'm more freaking gangster then walking piece of wanna be white shit

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: Uh huh.... I have no idea who this guy is lol

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: XD he's well over exaggerating....Manc's...*rolls eyes* But good thing ^^ I shall probably put it up once im done watching ^^

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: It's awesome isn't it ^_^

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD It's kinda amusing cept a few very wrong facts. XD Lmao I love this bit "They have got xray vision!"

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: I know that's funneh ^_^

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD Yeah...Friggin accent! xD "Be scurred" Not scared XD

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: I know ^_^ Lol whereabouts is that accent from anyways?

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD I believe he's a manc lad :P

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: Manchester? It's not that accent though

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Well he mentions manchester muchly and he does have a man u shirt on xD Although he reminds me of Peter Kay ...Well almost..xD And like That'd put 'im from Bolton. But he makes chavs out to be like proper "hard" xDD Still putting it up though ^^

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: Yeah.... well yeah he mentions Manchester and got the shirt but still it's not the accent.... dunno what it is but it ain't that lol I've been there muchly

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: lol Prolly My second guesss then...

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: Yeah prolly XD

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD Oh well....

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: Yup yup ^_^

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: *huggles*

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: *huggle* ^_^

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: ^^

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: Gah puke in a bowl for dinner >_<

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: o.0 puke in a bowl being what?

2007-09-27 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: Well they say it's a tuna pasta bake but it's like cold puke in a bowl

2007-09-27 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Rofl..

2007-09-27 [The Incredible Bulk]: ..lovely..

2007-10-04 [Supernova.]: Oh, delish :]

2007-10-19 [Audio Science]: Uh. what's a chav?

2007-10-19 [shinobi14]: Hehe... ^___^ Please read the description in the following wiki: How do we recognise a chav!?!

2007-10-19 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: ^_^ what he said.

2007-10-22 [phoenixborn]: Hm well I'll admit I was a little aprehensive to see your modifications to ma wee chav-rant but I gotta say impressed! You did good Danny-boy ^__^

2007-10-22 [Lonely Shadow]: -sharpens a blade and stares at the blade- I want a chavs head... not just any ones head, I want one specific

2007-10-22 [The Incredible Bulk]: *hugs josh*..i think most of us here do..

2007-10-22 [shinobi14]: *nods in agreement* Gotta agree with you there. ^___^

2007-10-23 [Lonely Shadow]: -snarls and hugs alice- no one gets that worm but me...

2007-10-23 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Doubt that.

2007-11-05 [=Φ.Φ=]: Do you think a chav would be equivolent to an american "gangsta"?

2007-11-05 [shinobi14]: Hmmm... I suppose there are similarities... The attitude, mostly. ¬¬

2007-11-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Prolly cause chavs can't afford anything real whereas cause gangstas are like loadsa drug dealers lollll. So they can afford stuff. ^^

2007-11-07 [Lonely Shadow]: yes, they're about the same thing a few minor differents but still relatively the same concept of hatred behind em

2007-11-29 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: i wanna join!

2007-11-29 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: ^_^ Cool

2007-11-30 [Urxximperfection]: Ohhh. I <3 Hollywood Undead. Great band.

2007-11-30 [Lonely Shadow]: oddly enough never heard it

2007-11-30 [shinobi14]: Neither have I... =]

2007-12-02 [Urxximperfection]: =0

2007-12-03 [shinobi14]: Shock horror! :O

2007-12-03 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: :O i like them, very good :D

2007-12-04 [Urxximperfection]: Mhm

2007-12-04 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: lol. look them up on youtube or somthing a listen to a song.

2007-12-05 [Urxximperfection]: My Black Daliah is a good song to start with.

2007-12-05 [shinobi14]: I might just do that. ^__^

2007-12-07 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: yep thats a good song :P

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: oooh! whatchoo talkin' 'bout chavs lyke dat 4?
we'll shmash yer face in! XD

haha, ok. i'll stop now >.>
but i do tuck my pants into my socks.
no, it's not a fasion statement. it's just 'cause they're usually too long for me DX

..do i still get kicked in the head + thrown into a river? O_o

2007-12-18 [Supernova.]: Yes.

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: D:
but, but... i'm not that bad! XD

2007-12-18 [Supernova.]: Not as bad as this one kid....

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: uhhm.. im sorry, i didnt understand that last comment :\
what did you say?

2007-12-18 [Supernova.]: [thE 0RiGiNAl PRiNCE;;] is the worst chavvie in the world.....

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: ...what the fuuuuck? O_o
do people actually talk like that?!

2007-12-18 [Supernova.]: Apparently....apparently.....
They obviously can't read either...

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: whoa! dont be 'dissin'' him!
he's dressed in baby blue, and playing with a tea-towel! he must be a gangsta! :o

2007-12-18 [Supernova.]: Oh yes, gangster gangster foo'.

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: fo'show, mi nig-nog!

2007-12-18 [Supernova.]: -roffleattack-

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: o_O
erm.. are you feeling alright? XD

2007-12-18 [Supernova.]: No.

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: may i ask wtf a 'roffleattack' is? :S

2007-12-18 [Supernova.]: An attack of the roffle variety.

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: oh, i see!
*rolls eyes* why didnt you just say that?

2007-12-18 [Supernova.]: Sorry, slipped my mind.

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: yeah.. >.>
so, uhm.. what's a roffle again? XD

2007-12-18 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: haha they are extreamly thick. proberly because they stop attending school when they are like 8.

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: ..i left school at 14 <.<
haha. i'm a chav XD

2007-12-18 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: lmao. but you dont tYpe lyK dIs ThO so you cant be a chav!

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: uhh.. i cN if yoOZ lYkE!
oR m@B33 uZ3 N0mb3Rz, T00. tH@t'11 MaK3 m3 c00l!

2007-12-18 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: lmao ya what>

2007-12-18 [DeeJay™]: haha. im not repeating myself. it hurts my eyes #.#

2007-12-18 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: ^_^

2007-12-18 [shinobi14]: Maaaayte! Das sick, brav. ;) That chav is WELL sound, man. Innit. Don' yu B messin wid im!

He seems to find swearing quite attractive. ^___^ I pity him. XD

And DJ... you're not that chavvy. You appreciate correct English, and you don't swear your head off, either. ^_^

2007-12-18 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Danny! What'd we say about Chavs and punctuation? There is far too much there to be chavvy ^^

2007-12-19 [shinobi14]: I know, now. Sowwy...

But sometimes they over-punctuate, too! LIke the girls. I'll give you an apt example:

"3LO!!!...: Dis is meh, yeah. U LuVVVV ___Me. <3

*shivers at thought*

2007-12-19 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD Nah it's more like..Capitals on every letter. Jus cause they don't know where to put 'em...

2007-12-19 [shinobi14]: What, You Mean Like This, OR LIKE THIS? XD

2007-12-19 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Usuali Lyk Ths. BT ALLSO LY DIS ^^

2007-12-20 [*Suicidal Cupcake*]: I wanna join >.<

2007-12-22 [shinobi14]: WOAH!! She wans to join!! :O

2007-12-22 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: ^_^ Yay!

2008-01-02 [Jessegore']: Wats Rong With Being A Chav Like. Yeah they were like Trackies and like drinkin but we dunt slag emos off for slitting there rist ? and weveryone like yeah dont label me wen most actually name others its PATHETIC Labeling ppl. =] Chavvy and Proud.

2008-01-02 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: You just labeled yourself dimwit.

2008-01-02 [*Suicidal Cupcake*]: Not all emo's "Slit there rist"
I don't think I've ever cut any part of myself, let alone my wrist.

2008-01-02 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I don't slit my wrists either yet I get called emo by people..Odd that ne..

2008-01-02 [Jessegore']: Yeah Exactely. But Your sayin Al chavs Go Round Wiith There Like Soxs In Trousers. ii dont =] iits still a tad sad though

2008-01-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I don't recall saying all chavs go around with socks in trousers. Although I think what you meant to say was their trouser tucked into their socks..But I don't recall my saying that either..

2008-01-03 [Jessegore']: socks tucked into my trousers <-- Enyway .. wats so bad about chavss?

2008-01-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: ^_^ generally? they're assholes, or really retarded. Although, this isn't against all chavs. Just the ones who deserve it..

2008-01-03 [Jessegore']: Ohh :/
Which Ones Are The ArseHoles?
But Some People Think People that Cut There Wrists Are Retarded. But They End Made A Page.

2008-01-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: :) A lot of them. and that second sentence doesn't even make sense..rephase it into english please?

2008-01-03 [Jessegore']: Im not an arseehole though. Depends wah You Class As A Chav Cuz ii love playoboy :D and chav lads adn gt playoby bag nd room and everything a helly hanson coat and shiit.

2008-01-03 [*Suicidal Cupcake*]: The chavs that throw things at me in the street are the arseholes.
The ones that pick on us and interfere with our life.
Thats what we mean by some chavs are retarded.

Maybe your not that sort of chav, but it doesent mean there arent ones who's main goal in life is to have a baby by 10 and to make every emo's life a living hell.

2008-01-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Or just everyone that isn't a chav's life hell. Not all chavs are that bad...Just a lot of them are..

2008-01-03 [Jessegore']: Well Faiirr Enough On That But Bit Sad Labeling !
And You Wunder Why They Hate Other People Cuz Things Like This You Dont Like There Way Of Living. Why Shud They Like Youres.

2008-01-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: No offense. But I really can't be arsed with your crap english and grammar so could you please start using English properly?

And as for that people will always label and pretty much all chavs label themselves as being part of the majority. Half of them only label themselves or conform to being a chav because they're afraid to be different from the majority group, because then they might start getting jumped on the way home from school..Or maybe they might be the ones who get verbal and physical abuse for being the minority..You get what I mean?

And for the record, there IS an "Anti-Emo" wiki..

2008-01-03 [Jessegore']: Ohh Where ?
Jokesss =] i go loadz different mates from different Groups and wtevah i just get on with most people. And i DONT wannah follow the crowd and use proper english.

2008-01-03 [Supernova.]: Hi, I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that you never passed the second grade. My bloody fish is a better speller than you, my little friend. And ii'm pretty sure both you ii And Shift Keys Are Broken, you might want to get them checked. And while you're at it, go fuck yourself because nobody gives a flying damn about your little rant which is dripping with hypocrisies, I might add. Now shoo, you make me want to vomit all over your pathetic little head.

2008-01-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Her bad grammar and spelling kinda makes me wanna cry..Heh.

Tis tempting to just delete her comments. :( Wouldn't that be sad..

2008-01-03 [Supernova.]: Oh don't, you might make the little chaviepants cry, that would be so mean.

2008-01-03 [shinobi14]: Okay, so maybe I don't mind this girl so much. =] Yeah, At First It Started With The Usual Crap, but then she started to calm down, and try to be friendly. Which, if I am not mistaken, is not chav behaviour at all. In fact, this place is mostly about guy-chavs anyway. The guys are the ones with the fucktard attitude and no imagination or education. Girl chavs are the ones that kinda say nothing but hang around with them anyway because they feel comforted and secure. And thus... the girl chavs are the ones we can rescue. They are mostly just mislead by their chavvy guy friends, that will eventually try and knock them up. =S

I, taking a different stance on the situation that Oreo and Lexxeh, will offer you a peace offering. That is if, and only if, you can answer me one simple question...

Why do you call yourself a chav?

2008-01-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: ^_^ I never said she was that bad. I just get irritated when I actually have to take more care in reading so I can actually understand...But she contradicts herself which is kiiinda pointless...But she is one of the nicer chavs..Kinda.

2008-01-03 [Supernova.]: I simply get annoyed when people are losers like that and can't even spell is all, no big.

2008-01-03 [shinobi14]: Hehe... ^___^ Although if you check the profile, sh33 tlks liik dis, Inn3t?

Irritating, admittedly. But I'm willing to look past that. ^-^

And I know, Lexxeh. Neither of you are that bad. XD

2008-01-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: That bad? xD Aww, Danny...We aren't bad at all =D! And I suppose you're right..Could be worseee...Such as that kinda talk here..Cause then I would delete 'em..

2008-01-04 [Jessegore']: =]] Okay. i dont wannah follow the crowd with good english i dont speak propah english so why shudi type iit ?
And ii dont call myself a chav just used to Being called iit tbh.

2008-01-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: May I remind you who, in their first message, ended it with, "=] Chavvy and Proud."?

And for the record it's more the constant captilisation and "ii"'s..

2008-01-04 [Jessegore']: :D Yeah i do wear chavvy clothes. But i dont class me slef as anything =]
But if i did probably chav.

2008-01-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Fair enough. ^^

2008-01-04 [Invalid User]: count meh in!!!! >.<

2008-01-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Loll Okay...Send you pass so you can add yourself..

2008-01-04 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: lmao, this is clasical. to be honest, i would have said that jessy girl was a bit of a chav.

2008-01-04 [Supernova.]: Abit?! She was chavcity >.<

2008-01-04 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: -_- i hate them.

2008-01-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: A lot of people do. ^_^ I have a cousin whos a chav. Like full blown. Cept when she's at my house before I beat her up if she acts chavvy on me and my and my brother play rock and that. Muhahaha.

2008-01-04 [Supernova.]: OO!!!! *whips out the beakers test tubes etc*

2008-01-04 [HOLLYWOOD-UNDEAD]: hahahaha superstar. i like it!

2008-01-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Haha. Thanks..Almost all my family is into rock and that and then theres like..6 cousins who are like...on the dark side o.0

2008-01-04 [Jessegore']: dark siide :/

2008-01-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD. Your point?

2008-01-04 [Jessegore']: How are Chavs on the dark siide ?

2008-01-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: It was a joke. Don't worry yourself over it.

2008-01-04 [Jessegore']: Dont worry ii wont Love =]

2008-03-27 [GlassCasket]: so are chavs like...wannabe gangsters or something???lol

2008-03-31 [Supernova.]: Gah. People should go die sometimes.

2008-03-31 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: :] Good mood then?

2008-03-31 [Supernova.]: Fabulous one.

2008-04-01 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Lol fair enough, so who you wanna target?

2008-04-01 [Supernova.]: All of the world.

2008-04-01 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Even us? =o

2008-04-01 [Supernova.]: Nay, you don't count as the world ^-^

2008-04-01 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Yay. :] Good to know! I think the chav and asshole population first.

2008-04-02 [Supernova.]: Ouioui, then dumbasses.

2008-04-02 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Hah yess...Unless we like said dumbass.

2008-04-03 [Supernova.]: Alrigghhhttt.....

2008-04-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: No point in killing people we like.

2008-04-03 [Supernova.]: Yes, fix the overpopulation problems.

2008-04-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Well if we kill all chavs then we won't have problems.

2008-04-04 [Supernova.]: That'll do it then.

2008-04-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: ^_^ Well yeah. Because if you think on it. They breed so much that it's really their fault. And their kids become chavs and do the same.

2008-04-07 [Supernova.]: We can castrate all of them....

2008-04-07 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Painfully..And then send them to Iraq...The insurgens or whoever wouldnt have time to fight. Too busy with vermin problems. :]

2008-04-07 [Supernova.]: Yus, with a spork. A hot spork made of salt.

2008-04-07 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Oohh yeah.

2008-04-08 [Papa Don't Preach]: lets have a mass culling of chavs&neds!!!

2008-06-22 [shinobi14]: [Supernova.]? Wow. What a name. The chavs would love you. XD

"Its Lyk A Nova, But Super, Lyk". =D

2008-06-22 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Lol, in a way that could be mean to her...Yet, it seems to be so true.. :P

2008-06-22 [The Incredible Bulk]: Reminds me of one of ym best friends..who isnt a chav..but she speaks like that xD Its why i love her xD

2008-06-22 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: :) fair enough, lol.

2008-09-04 [The Incredible Bulk]: Yes indeed :).

2008-09-04 [Supernova.]: LOL I am not chavvy at all

A Supernova is when a star explodes
And I am lyk a star exploding
DUH

2008-09-05 [*Suicidal Cupcake*]: Hahaha, we did about stars in my science class.
But I can see how a chav would like it.
But your too literate to be a chav. xD

2008-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Lmao I think he just meant chavs would like the name. :) And you really are too literate. :]

2008-10-01 [Supernova.]: And I'm Oreo. Therefore NOT chav. XD

2008-10-01 [The Incredible Bulk]: Oreo's Are good :D.
All Yummay.

2008-10-01 [*Suicidal Cupcake*]: On the advert for them, it says
"Twist, dunk & lick"

xD
I don't think I'll be doing that to you. :P

2008-10-03 [The Incredible Bulk]: You know you want to ;D

2008-11-25 [Supernova.]: Knock yourself out, bb ;]

2008-12-07 [shinobi14]: Oooookay. I'm really not gonna comment on that one. Might get carried away. ;)

And she is too literate when she's around you guys. But when she is with her chavvy friends, she emerges to be a female Devvo/Tim Westwood mix. It's horrifying.

... love you really

2008-12-07 [The Incredible Bulk]: Who were you referring tooo?

2008-12-07 [shinobi14]: Supernova. ;)

2008-12-07 [The Incredible Bulk]: Do i have any Chavveh' friends, currently speaking.
*Thinks over it*

2008-12-09 [Supernova.]: Oh yes, me and my imaginary chavvy friends are incredibly illiterate. It's good fun :3

Love you too, really ^^

2008-12-16 [shinobi14]: Well bad. (y)

2008-12-17 [DeeJay™]:   "they call me blood! they call me rude-boi. they call me OI! they call me mate;
that's not my name, that's not my name. that's not my name, that's not maaah, nayme"
x]

2008-12-17 [shinobi14]: Awesome. Had a good chuckle about that. XD

2008-12-19 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I asked a chav I know what "Brap" means. Apparently it just means brap. Creative huh?

2008-12-19 [DeeJay™]: it's not 'brap'. it's 'BRRRRRRAP!' xD
it means "that's really good"

2008-12-19 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Pff not here evidently.

2008-12-22 [shinobi14]: It has many meanings, depending on the context. ^__^

1) Onomatopoeic word for an uzi sound.
2) Really good
3) Filler for use mid-sentence
4) Acknowledgement

2008-12-22 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Is there a chav translation booklet i'm missing?

2008-12-22 [*Suicidal Cupcake*]: A chav at my school....has like..half his eye-brow shaved off. I asked him about it but he just wandered off, I noticed loads of them have it...Is it some odd marking or something?
I'm confused. xD

2008-12-31 [X-TheDarkened-X]: Its a marking to show that they're not actually fully human, and so you can actually depict who's a chav and who's not when a chav has decided to crawl out that nasty clothing stuff, known to be called "burberry".

o.O

2008-12-31 [shinobi14]: Actually... there is, Lexx. ;)

And I'd say that was plausible. =] Either that, or it's a mark to symbolise that they're too hard for eyebrows. =D

2009-01-01 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Buy me it! ^^!

Correction, "Fake, stolen burberry."

2009-02-24 [The Incredible Bulk]: The buses. -.-.
Onigiri, Remember on the bus home? Trapping the Chavettes in the Girls Public tiolets? And it turns out the bus people were looking for them, for Busual Abuse? xD

2009-02-26 [shinobi14]: Oh my God. Funnyyyyyy!! XD You guys did that? Ahg, you make me proud. =]

2009-03-27 [Supernova.]: Those buses, Jesus assraping Christ ya...

2009-11-03 [Tis gone but never gone]: Hey can I join, because there a too many chav's in the UK.

2009-11-22 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: SÍ señorita :]

2009-11-22 [Tis gone but never gone]: Thank you ^^

2010-03-01 [bring sarah the horizon.]: whats a chav?

2010-03-15 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Look up above members honey :)

2010-06-08 [living doll.]: 25 times you guys went either ".." or "..."